For Maccadole: Five Letters Albus Severus Potter Will Never Send, and One That He Might

[birdsofshore]

Title: Five Letters Albus Severus Potter Will Never Send, and One That He Might
Author: birdsofshore
Pairing: Albus Severus / Draco
Word count: ~500
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Cross gen, teacher/student, ridiculousness
Author's Note: For maccadole, on your birthday. It has been such a delight to get to know you this year! Your exuberance for fandom and your irresistibly excitable comments bring so much joy to LJ. I'm so happy you found this little corner of fandom and I wish you a wonderful year ahead!

I do apologise that this is rushed, unbetaed, and really very silly, but it was written with love and appreciation!


~*~

Dear Dad,

You know last week, when I said I was in the library all evening finishing my Potions essay?

I lied.

Sorry about that.

Love,

Albus


~*~

Dear Uncle Ron,

I know you did some pretty stupid stuff when you were younger. Did you ever fall for someone you really, really shouldn’t have fallen for?

Shit, no, of course you didn’t. You met Aunt Hermione at Hogwarts and you’ve been happily married ever since. Ignore me, I'm being an idiot. I’ve just had a long week.

Love,

Albus


~*~

Dear Mum,

You remember when I told you and Dad that I thought I might, maybe, possibly, be kind of gay? And you said, it didn’t matter at all, it would never make a difference to you who I wanted to be with?

Yeah, well, it was very nice of you, but you may want to rethink that a little bit.

Love,

Albus


~*~

Dear Aunt Hermione,

I just wanted to ask your opinion on something. You know when Dad loses his temper sometimes - do you think he’d ever actually kill someone? I was thinking, say if he’d always really hated someone, and then maybe that person offended him? Like, for instance, just a hypothetical example here, say if that person did something they weren’t meant to do. With his seventeen-year-old son.

I was just wondering what you thought Dad might do? If he found out. Which hopefully he would never do, anyway.

Love,

Albus


~*~

Dear Uncle Charlie,

I hope you don’t mind me writing to you, but you’re the only person I know who’s gay. Well, other than Professor Malfoy.

I just wondered whether it was normal to think about being fucked a lot? Like, all the time? To be fantasising about it so much that you can’t concentrate on anything else, and thinking that you would do anything for it? So you’re sitting in Charms class, but in your head, you’re thinking about being worked open, little by little, till you’re lying there begging for it. Begging to be pinned down and fucked hard, so hard that there’s nothing else left, just his cock, filling you up. Fucking into you until you can’t breathe and you see stars and your whole body is shaking and you're crying out with the need to come.

Yeah. Is that normal? At all? Just wondering. For a friend.

Love,

Albus


~*~

Dear Professor Malfoy,

I really got a lot from the extra tuition you gave me last week. I wondered if I could please come and see you again?

I’ve been thinking - pretty much all the time - about everything that you showed me, but I think another session or two would help it sink in more easily. Maybe this evening, after Quidditch?

Or, I’m actually free this whole afternoon. I’m free right now. Right this minute. Just mentioning it, you know, just in case.

Yours,

Albus Potter

Comments

[carpemermaid.livejournal.com]

Lmao "Just wondering. For a friend." Oh, dear Albus! And the last letter had me giggling!

[birdsofshore]

:DD I really indulged my silliness, here, so I'm glad it made you giggle. Thanks for reading, dear!

[divertazsc.livejournal.com]

I can hear Draco rolling his eyes, and that vein in Harry's neck.

[birdsofshore]

Ha HA the vein in Harry's neck, yes! That really made me laugh. Poor Harry, I do love to think about him furious, I have no idea why. Thanks for reading!

[gracerene]

LOL!! Oh my goodness, this was awesome! I loved Albus's letters and the different tones, and how they sort of evolved. Though that letter to Charlie was definitely my favorite. ;)

[birdsofshore]

Heh, it was fun to write Charlie's letter. In fact, I think it's a bit of a shame Charlie will never receive it... he might have enjoyed it, too ;)

Thank you for reading! <3

[lq-traintracks.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh! Oh I love this ridiculous amounts!!! My bleeding ridiculous HEART! {{{{{{{{{{{{{Albus}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Lord, is he PRECIOUS!!! Omg, I loved this long, explicit letter to Charlie about wanting to get fucked, and then For a friend. *dies*! Oh Albus you adorable thing!

What a wonderful gift! I'm sure Mac will just love it! (Or already does? I haven't checked the comments.) I'm so tickled with and enamored of Albus' letters! ♥

[birdsofshore]

Hah, yes, for a friend. Who else? I'm so glad this got your precious!Albus feels going! Thank you for this lovely comment! ♥

[maccadole.livejournal.com]

BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER. I thought I survived my birthday and then there's this?! Ohhhhh what am I to do?? That's what I get for checking the app one last time. (And thank gosh I did!)

Aaaaaalllbuusssss. Whyyy are you like this? You little shit, no wonder I fell in love with you the moment I started reading stories in which you were getting into trouble. And you're always getting into trouble, aren't you? Like now.

With your teacher no less! Have you no shame? Keeping me up so late with your insistent scraping. Have you quite finished writing your letters soon? Oh yes, no point in denying it. I see all. Birds told me all about it. Yes, she tattled.

I'm confiscating these letters. Especially that one... to Charlie. For... to protect you, of course. Yes. And to spare poor Charlie this... horrifying filth. Yes.

Oops did the owl fly away with that last one? Well. What a shame. Can't do anything about that I suppose. And obviously I forbid you to go see professor Malfoy. Yees...

Hm?

Me, delirious? No surely not. It's only three in the morning and I haven't slept yet. I'm not sure what you mean.

*Hugs Birds*

*Goes to sleep*

[birdsofshore]

Oh, macca, sorry I posted so late! I had to work, and buy trousers for grumpy teenagers, and then there was FINALLY an hour when people were watching Monsters Inc and I thought, "WRITE, BIRDS. WRITE LIKE THE WIND. WRITE RIDICULOUS THINGS TO MAKE MACCA SMILE."

I hope you had a wonderful day? And that you got some sleep eventually when Albus had finished his insistent scraping, LOL? You are mean to confiscate that letter for Charlie, though. You KNOW he would have enjoyed it, as soon as he'd got over the idea of it being from his baby nephew.

But yes, Albus certainly is always getting into trouble. *sigh*. And we just have to keep reading and writing about it, every time. It's a hard life.

♥

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[maccadole.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, it worked out wonderfully and it was such a nice surprise. I checked LJ around nine, maybe? I saw your previous post and I don't know what I thought would have happened in only a few hours, but I checked it again, on my phone this time, and not only was there a new entry in my feed... but it was for me!

I did go to sleep after that, and I slept very soundly. And I had a lovely birthday, thank you. It was a nice, relaxing day. Fun without being too much, you know? Absolutely perfect.

Hmm. I may send a copy to Charlie. Just so he and I can discuss the horrific nature of it, you understand? Young, innocent boys like Albus shouldn't be writing such... terrible... dirty... things. No. So clearly Charlie and I need to talk it through and decide what to do to him— with him— erm, about that.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_melodic_/]

Oh my goodness this is just splendid! Ahh I love the letter format and the letters themselves were just brilliant! I adore how the stakes get higher and higher in each letter as we learn more and more about exactly what's going on in Albus's mind and life.

That letter to Charlie was just sheer perfection, oh I loved it so! And that final letter to Draco, just melt my heart why don't you!?

What a fun and lighthearted take on Draco/Albus. Such an enjoyable read!

[birdsofshore]

Ahhh, so glad you enjoyed! It was utter nonsense, really, but I liked your description of the stakes getting higher; I guess they did!

What do you think Draco will do when he gets the owl from Albus? Hmm? ;) I wonder.

[capitu]

Oh my god, birds! LOL These are just so sweet, these letters. Hilarious and we get to Charlie's letter and he's

I just wondered whether it was normal to think about being fucked a lot? Like, all the time?

LOL

Just

Imagine Charlie's face! Come on, imagine it after he gets that. LOL

"For a friend."

LMAO

Perfect way to start my day. So happy I saved it! <333

[birdsofshore]

Oh capi, I'm so happy you enjoyed it! I think Charlie would be happy to get a *cough* inquisitive letter like that from a young relative. He's always struck me as a very supportive uncle, I'm sure he wouldn't share it around the whole dragon reserve or anything like that :D

Thank you for reading, dear.

[pauraque]

This is so sweet and funny and charming. Oh Albus. :D ♥

[birdsofshore]

I'm glad Albus could charm you a little. Poor boy doesn't know what to do with himself!

Thank you for reading.

[sabethea.livejournal.com]

I love it to bits :) All the small touches like the "You might want to rethink that a little bit" to his mother and "For a friend" in the letter to Charlie.

Perfect.

[birdsofshore]

I'm really glad that you enjoyed it! I had to write it so quickly but I tried to make it entertaining. Thanks for your kind comment!

[cap-bookworm.livejournal.com]

This made me all giggly and I loved it! My favorites are the letters to Charlie and to Draco, of course. I love the line "Just wondering. For a friend" and then the "Just mentioning it, you know, just in case." It's totally how I imagine Albus sometimes. I love thinking of him all jumpy and teenager-y, but having all these feelings and just not knowing what to do with himself. I love me a helplessly, hopelessly in-love Al!

Anyways, this was adorable, short, silly, and sweet <3

[birdsofshore]

LOL "for a friend". Yes, I indulged my silly side here. Poor Albus. :D

Thank you for reading!