Five Questions Meme

[birdsofshore]

I stole this from     ginger_veela

Hello, friends new and old. This is a meme so we can get to know each other a bit better (and, if last night was anything to go by, so that I have something entertaining to read at 4 am :-/) Come and comment here and I will ask you FIVE EXCITING FANDOMMY QUESTIONS. Probably. I might just ask dull stuff about your favourite cheese, or nosy things about your sex life

Or, if you are feeling shy, or are naturally the inquisitive type yourself, you can ask ME five questions.

IT'S VERY EXCITING. We can pretend we are in the Slytherin Common Room playing Truth or Dare. WHO'S GOING TO BE FIRST?

Comments

[who_la_hoop]

Bet you're sick of making up questions, aren't you?

*waits for questions*

(I want EXCITING ones, please :D If you ask about my favourite cheese, we might be here all year - IMPOSSIBLE TO CHOOSE.)

[birdsofshore]

Ooh, demanding as ever. Are you saying my standard questions were not exciting enough? :D

1) What is SNAPE'S favourite cheese? (ahaha, that will teach you to try to dictate the questions)

2) If you had to cut off your nose or your leg, which would you choose?

3) Who do you fancy most, me or Cheryl Dyson? (did you see earlier, I asked a brilliant question about C Dyson in a fight, but no-one would answer it. *huff*)

4) Which fanfic do you wish you had written?

5) If you had to be the sex slave of an HP character, who would you choose, and what do you think their first command would be?

6) super bonus exciting question: If you could only eat ketchup or mayonnaise for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

[who_la_hoop]

1). Hard cheese. Fnar fnar fnar fnar fnar.

2). I would choose to cut off someone else's nose/leg. Although, since I have no nose, being Voldemort (don't say you'd FORGOTTEN), the question is already answered.

3). Hmm. Tricky. Do you still have an eggy chin? Do you currently have a full complement of eyebrows? I am not sure I feel ready to make a choice without knowing the full facts. Re. the fight questions, definitely Cheryl :D She could wreak havoc with her high heels!

4). Telanu's Unwilling Sleep (Pet Shop of Horrors). It is just the ultimate 'how they got together' fic for that fandom, and it is now completely my headcanon. I don't think it can be bettered. I don't think I have an HP one!

5). lmfao! I choose Harry. His first 'command' would be 'Don't worry, who_la_hoop, Hermione will help me break this spell!' :D I wouldn't say no to being the filling in a Remus/Sirius sarnie, *cough*

6). Really? REALLY? I don't think my life would last very long. Um... ketchup. Too much mayo makes me feel ill. Though, mind you, too much ketchup would too...

[birdsofshore]

Well, you have just cheated and obfuscated your way out of most of those, haven't you? Except the fanfic one, that was very good. I am EXTREMELY disappoint in all the Cheryl Dyson answers. I am not going to ask any more questions about her, ever. I thought you would see past my eggy chins and wonky eyebrows to my INNER BEAUTY, but no. No-one else ever does, either :D

[who_la_hoop]

I am terribly sorry. I hang my head in shame and promise to always fancy you the most. Even though I don't know what you look like :D

*hands you a face cloth to wipe away the egg*

THERE. Your dazzling over-the-Internet beauty is revealed! If I had a sparkly gif, I would post it. :D

[birdsofshore]

Fgs, I look exactly like you would expect a 41 year old woman with a non-sleeping baby, whose main activities are eating cake, reading fanfic and singing Kumbaya like a FUCKING GODDESS of course! Can't we just pretend?

I feel all shiny-chinned and full of inner sparkliness.

[who_la_hoop]

I bet you scrub up nice :D I will have to winkle a piccie out of you one of these days, so I can worship you properly.

Reading fanfic is good for the skin, didn't you know?