Ficlet: Never Enough (Harry/various, Harry/socks, R, ~500)

[birdsofshore]

Title: Never Enough
Author: birdsofshore
Pairing: Harry/various (in fantasy), Harry/socks
Rating: R
Word count: ~500
Warnings: Unbetaed
A/N: Written for Harry's birthday. Oh, Harry. I treat you so badly. I torment you and tease you. I encourage Draco to do the most terrible things to you. Sometimes I even let Scorpius join in with the tormenting, and *hangs head* I spent an awful lot of time this year egging Draco on to molest your dear son, Albus. I'm so sorry, Harry. I love you dearly, and yet I do all that, and then, for your birthday, I write... this. Please forgive me. I'll make it all up to you.

I actually blame who_la_hoop, who, on reading this week's prompt for the slythindor100 LDWS contest, said, 'I hope you're writing Harry/wank sock?” And was dreadfully disappointed when I said that I wasn't.

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Harry tightened his grip on his erection and let out a raw moan at the images dancing in his mind: Dean Thomas and his beautiful arse in Quidditch leggings. Harry knew from experience that Dean looked almost criminal in his Chaser's gear, the material clinging to each and every flawless inch. Harry pictured him bending over to lace his boots, his bum high and round, then turning to wink at Harry with a look of unmistakeable intent.

Harry's fingers moved in quick, frantic strokes, his face creasing into a mask of agonised bliss. His cock jerked once, twice, three times and he groaned his release, emptying himself all over the charcoal-grey sock he had draped around his hand. He supposed he should tell Dean sometime that the house-elves had left a pair of Dean's socks in Harry's trunk by mistake, but meanwhile, he was having far too much fun with them.

He waited until the last surges of pleasure faded away, then balled up the damp sock and lobbed it under the bed. It rolled somewhere near the back, no doubt coming to rest in between the discarded sock from this morning ‒ decorated with Snitches, it always made him think of the brooding, gorgeous Viktor Krum ‒ and one of the Chudley Cannons pair Ron had given him. Harry had used that one yesterday after accidentally walking in on Ron in the showers. Harry shifted on the bed, just thinking again about the hard muscle of Ron's thighs and the pale, red-gold hair sprinkled over them.

The breeze from the open window felt wonderful, raising goosebumps across Harry's skin and hardening his nipples. It would be ages till the others were back from Hogsmeade. He ran through various possibilities in his head, then reached for his wand and Summoned a green sock, delicately trimmed with silver, from his trunk. This pair was a particular favourite; they'd reminded him of Malfoy from the moment he'd caught sight of them in Twilfit and Tattings. Malfoy, and his smirky, dirty mouth, and all the things Harry would like to do to shut him up. Harry's prick stirred with renewed interest, and he wrapped the fine, soft wool around it lovingly and began to stroke.

A sigh of happiness rumbled from deep in his chest as his cock filled out, sparks of sensation spreading in waves. His hand moved, firm but unhurried, as he pictured himself ambushing Malfoy between classes to press him up against the cold stone wall, then muffling Malfoy's moan of surprise by sliding his tongue between those sneery lips. Oh, yes. That was a very effective thought. Toe-curlingly so.

Harry slipped into a practised, teasing rhythm, spreading his legs and bringing his other hand down to reach between the cheeks of his arse. He wondered vaguely if it was wrong to wank so often, or with such relish. But surely Harry wasn't to blame for the fact that he was young and... energetic. Nor that there were so many fit blokes at Hogwarts. He was merely following advice given to him long before by a much older and wiser wizard, words which held true after all these years; one really could never have enough socks.

Comments

[fantasyfiend09.livejournal.com]

Oh my. Hot, dirty, and hilarious. I think you did very well by the sock prompt. *nods*

[gracerene]

Oh those poor socks! Or are they lucky socks? Either way this was delightfully dirty. :D

[daftfear.livejournal.com]

LOL who knew sock-wanking could be so hot? :D That was delicious and funny and so very good for Harry's birthday! The green sock, of course, was my favourite, but I very much enjoyed the sprinkling of others in there as well. I think Ron might just implode at the thought of Harry wanking to him, and that somehow makes it that much more delicious. XD

[blithelybonny.livejournal.com]

You. You filthy goddess.

This made me snicker and glee all over the place.

[besamislabios]

Oh Harry, so many wanking socks, so many fantasies!! perfectly delightful. Loved it. :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hannelore/]

Okay, you had me at Harry/socks. I'm all for people enjoying themselves, especially on their birthday! :D

[sdkshelly.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh, that is wonderful! Cheeky and delicious! Harry+socks=OTP for sure! What a great present for the birthday boy! :D

[akatnamedeaster.livejournal.com]

He was merely following advice given to him long before by a much older and wiser wizard, words which held true after all these years; one really could never have enough socks.

One only wonders if Harry picked up a few of those sock tricks he knows from that same, older and wiser wizard. *tsk*

Cute story!

[lq-traintracks.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! I'm finding it both cringe-worthy and endearing, what all's under Harry's bed omg! <3

[birdsofshore]

I honestly never would have thought of such filth if who_la hadn't have FORCED me. :D Glad it amused you, dear. Thanks for reading!

[birdsofshore]

Ha! Let's hope they're not magical, sentient socks! And that the house-elves don't claim them for their own...

Thank you <3

[birdsofshore]

Thank you! The green sock did get extra airtime, but I did want to spoil Harry with a little variety on his birthday ;)

[birdsofshore]

OMgosh. Filthy goddess is about the nicest thing anyone has said to me all week ;)

Thank you, dear! I'm happy you enjoyed!

[birdsofshore]

Thank you! I'm pleased you enjoyed Harry's festival of sock-wanks!

[birdsofshore]

Hee, yes, I wanted Harry to have a fun time after all the shit I put him through. Some nice angst-free fantasies were just what he needed. Thanks for reading!

[birdsofshore]

I'm so glad you enjoyed! I just wanted to give Harry a relaxing afternoon ;)

[birdsofshore]

I suspect Dumbledore wouldn't have been above using a sock for a different purpose when the occasion *cough* arose.

Thanks for reading!

[birdsofshore]

I'm sure he's going to tidy them all up. Later. Much later. When he's thought about Neville, and that hot new Potions master, and Theo Nott, and....

You get the picture :DD

Thanks, dear!

[divertazsc.livejournal.com]

I can just see the poor house elf that has to clean that boy's dorm. That and trying to explain why all the socks are missing.

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

This is FANTASTIC!!! I don't think you need to apologize to Harry AT ALL.

[capitu]

Oh my god, Harry's such a perv! LOL

Or are YOU? XD

I love how he took that particular advice! Brilliant. MY TREAT. After this very busy day I've had, this was just the thing.

Erm, the reading, not, you know, socks. LOL

[fantasyfiend09.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course! Your mind is G rated. Never a wayward thought. *shifty eyes*

[snowgall]

Oh, if only the word count for LDWS this week had been 500 words :) That last line is terrific - you do have a way with last lines ♥

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

I had the same thought in re: to the ldws.

[gracerene]

LOL, and now all I can think about is your Rubber Duck fic, and some poor soul getting transferred into one of Harry's socks. o_O

[dustmouth.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I think I may have found this way too funny- but everyone else is saying that they were laughing too, so I'm allowed, right? ;D
It was something about the mental image of Harry reclining and leisurely summoning wank socks, left right and centre. Harry as a wank sock connoisseur is just about the best thing ever.
Very noice!

[birdsofshore]

Oh my word, yes, it was meant to be snigger-worthy. I'm really glad you liked the idea of Harry, Prince of Socks. Originally I imagined a whole pile under there but it just got too gross. I'm sure he tidies every day or so.

Thank you <3

[birdsofshore]

I think it's best for all concerned that this was not entered at LDWS! I often really suck at last lines - in fact you could add that to your spread sheet (last line sucks - probably birds ;)) - but occasionally i get lucky. Thanks so much, dear!

[birdsofshore]

Man, after your day, you deserve it all: fic, treats, perving, socks, the lot!

Thank you for reading <3

[birdsofshore]

Well, maybe I should apologise to Dean, Ron, etc... ;)

Thanks so much!

[birdsofshore]

I know! I'm really hoping Harry realises it's time for a clean up when he's finally finished today. Otherwise Hermione will be on his case.

Thanks for reading!

[birdsofshore]

Omg, oh no o_O

*snort*

[dustmouth.livejournal.com]

... or the house elves do. Those poor house elves, imagine the things they have seen- Harry's sock collection included.
You are more than welcome! I have to catch up with all the other drabbles from the challenge!

[shiftylinguini.livejournal.com]

He wondered vaguely if it was wrong to wank so often, or with such relish. But surely Harry wasn't to blame for the fact that he was young and... energetic

No no Harry it's fiiiiiiiiine! Grab another, get comfy, you have the afternoon off ;)

Loved it, you treat Harry right. <3

[who_la_hoop]

Oh, lololololol, this was everything I dreamed of AND MORE. Harry/socks FTW :DDD

[geneva2010.livejournal.com]

hahaha - and the last line killed me.

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

How naughty!

[birdsofshore]

Heh heh, it only now occurs to me that I did once write a whole fic about Harry taking a week off work to stay in and wank. It's clearly part of my Harry!headcanon, that he enjoys a good session of self-abuse. :D

Thanks, dear, very happy you liked this!

[birdsofshore]

You can't say you didn't ask for it. :DD Thank you very much for the inspiration. I couldn't not write it.

[birdsofshore]

Dumbledore teaching Harry to wank in socks is CANON.

<333 Thank you!

[birdsofshore]

Blame who_la_hoop - I am!

[lokifan]

Ahahaha, omg. That last line.

[nemmerlesraven.livejournal.com]

omg you just scarred me for life with Harry's interpretation of what Dumbledore said in first year. FIRST YEAR!!! :D Hilarious and inspired as usual

[birdsofshore]

Thank you so much and I apologise profusely for taking so long to reply!

[birdsofshore]

Hahahaha it was first year, wasn't it? I apologise for the mental scarring, also for being SO SLOW to reply to your comment! Thank you so much for reading.