OK chaps, READ THIS

[birdsofshore]

I'm absolutely jumping on this broom. I just read 11k of super-good fic and I'm SO IMPRESSED with dicta_contrion and her stellar, smart, bold and funny PWP.

Title: Endowment
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11k
Summary: Potter has got under my skin for far too long, in far too many ways. I fully intend to return the favour.

Basically, Draco has a monster cock and wants to give Harry a good bumming with it. I know. I know. That's enough in itself. But then ELEVEN K OF MASTERFUL SMUT happens, OK?

So happy I'm in this fandom with you fabulous people. ♥ ♥ ♥

In case you miss it in the comments, dicta promised me she would stop writing porn, as it was causing a public health risk:

I really better call it a day with this whole "porn" thing. Strictly G-rated from this point forward.

Well, maybe the occassional hand-holding. PG? PG-13? If they hold hand in the sense that one of them puts his hand inside the other one's bum, is that still safe?

I made the mistake of reading this in a public place and did accidental hooting. :DD

IN OTHER NEWS:
Eclipse, the Starfighter game, is released tomorrow. Good job I have the STRONG WILLPOWER needed to work on writing my collab, instead of pissing my weekend away trying to get shiny slashy men to bum one another...

Comments

[gracerene]

Wasn't it glorious!?!?

[birdsofshore]

OOOH, you're so lucky. grace! I'm so happy it was for you <333 It's one of the best gift fics I've ever read. But, we all get to enjoy it \o/

[blithelybonny.livejournal.com]

fucking yaaaaaaaaaaass at this fic. DC wins at porn. Forever.

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Aahh, this is on the top of my reading list! So much looking forward to it. Everything dc writes is amazing, so :)

[birdsofshore]

We ALL win when DC writes porn!

[birdsofshore]

It's an absolute corker!

[birdsofshore]

It's the best! When I saw what it was about, I wanted to get on my knees and thank the universe for sending dicta to us ;)

[firethesound]

I keep seeing people talking about this fic and am desperate to read it. So desperate. But am holding off, using it as a bribe for myself to hit a wordcount goal on collab. ::flails:: Dicta-words are definitely bribeworthy and honestly they're the biggest thing motivating me right now because WANT TO READ. ::flails more::

STARFIGHTER. I'm trying so hard to ignore this because pissing away my weekend trying to get shiny slashy men to bum one another, as you so accurately described it, is not the way I should be spending my weekend. I have a ridiculously long to-do list of Boring Responsible Adult Things, including that I've somehow committed myself to making a stupidly-complicated cheesecake?? But I'm very excited that it's done, though, so now hopefully we'll start getting comic updates again? ::crosses fingers::

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

LOL! Oh, you <333 That story is FABULOUS though, I was left speechless by the end of it because JESUS JESUS JESUS all the Draco ~feels~!

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

Endless, endless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (etc.)♥♥♥s.

ACCIDENTAL HOOTING, YES!!

(also, a bit jealous of your Starfighter access!! Want to know what happens. But also want to read your collab! Ah, indecisive. The good news: both options involve getting slashy men to bum one another? Sounds like a win for all involved, however you go.)

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

I intend to read that fic asap :DDDDD

[birdsofshore]

Yes, gosh, comic updates again... either way, Hamlet's likely to finish us off. I've decided I can play Eclipse tonight and tomorrow, but Saturday and Sunday are collab days. God, I hope I can stick to that. What's this stupidly-complicated cheesecake all about, then?

Dicta's fic is a GOOD bribe for word count goals. You can do it!

[birdsofshore]

Yes! Speechless and sort of proud that our fandom is so bloody excellent :DD

[birdsofshore]

Oh, yes. I hadn't quite realised that either way, my weekend appears to be all about getting slashy men to bum. It's just a dilemma WHICH men. I feel slightly shifty that this is what my life now boils down to. :DD

[birdsofshore]

You won't regret it!