Oh my goodness, birds!! I'm all a-flail, it's really quite something. I was jumping for joy when I got the relevant lj notification and knew I couldn't read when surrounded with people (for instance, my mother), because there was no doubt that it would end in some sort of blushing and/or laughing incoherence, and lo and behold, I was right. Also couldn't have done the instant re-read, as I have now done, twice. Because this is awesome.
So awesome.
Your Draco is so deliciously, delightful scheming!! And his nonchalance is pure perfection. "Oh, I just happen to be tied up on your bed, how coincidental." Mhm, Draco. Sure it is. Pure chance. Except, of course, he pulls it off perfectly. And Harry's guilelessness makes him the ideal foil, all, "Oh, well, I guess I'll rub your inner thigh, wouldn't want to be rude." The two of them are so wonderful!
And I was laughing all the way through! I mean:
“That essay for Slughorn on Asphodel root. Due on Monday. Seven inches.” “It's eight, actually,” Malfoy corrected him. “Eight and a half, on a good day... " He looked down at himself. "Seems like today might be a good day." (I was dying!!!)
And:
“Do I look as if I'm OK?” Harry looked. Malfoy looked more than OK. He looked pretty wonderful, actually. There was a delicious flush across his chest and from this close, Harry imagined that he could smell the warm, fresh scent of his skin. Malfoy looked extremely touchable. Lickable, even. But that wasn't the question. What was the question, again?
And:
“There was no spell – you just had a hard on for the thought of me coming in and finding you here.” He shook his head in disbelief. “I should leave you tied up right here,” Harry hissed. Malfoy looked distinctly interested in this possibility. “Perhaps you should,” he breathed.
And Malfoy looking insulted about the blanket, and that hint of an armpit, and Harry's reaction to finding him there!
And then on the reread, there were more things to laugh about. (Was Harry really going to do this? “Yes,” Malfoy urged, his cock jerking higher still" and “Seekers do it sitting down”, which, I don't know how I missed that the first time, but the only thing more delightful might be imagining Harry's face when he realizes that that's what he's got in his hand.)
And then, hands! Hands on parts! And more parts! Exciting Parts! It got so hot all of a sudden, and damn, those Malfoy wiles really are effective! And the oh-so-promising bit at the end, with the fabulous banter in the wake of that scorchingness.
Basically, in the immortal words of Harry James Potter: “Gnnngg."
This is amazing, and wonderful, and I'm feeling like just about the luckiest birthday girl to ever birthday. Thank you for thinking of me, and for this incredible gift!! I adore it, and you, and was grinning all day yesterday just thinking of it, and for the last while today reading and rereading it. All the ♥♥♥!!!
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Date: 2015-04-20 09:39 pm (UTC)So awesome.
Your Draco is so deliciously, delightful scheming!! And his nonchalance is pure perfection. "Oh, I just happen to be tied up on your bed, how coincidental." Mhm, Draco. Sure it is. Pure chance. Except, of course, he pulls it off perfectly. And Harry's guilelessness makes him the ideal foil, all, "Oh, well, I guess I'll rub your inner thigh, wouldn't want to be rude." The two of them are so wonderful!
And I was laughing all the way through! I mean:
“That essay for Slughorn on Asphodel root. Due on Monday. Seven inches.”
“It's eight, actually,” Malfoy corrected him. “Eight and a half, on a good day... " He looked down at himself. "Seems like today might be a good day." (I was dying!!!)
And:
“Do I look as if I'm OK?”
Harry looked. Malfoy looked more than OK. He looked pretty wonderful, actually. There was a delicious flush across his chest and from this close, Harry imagined that he could smell the warm, fresh scent of his skin. Malfoy looked extremely touchable. Lickable, even. But that wasn't the question. What was the question, again?
And:
“There was no spell – you just had a hard on for the thought of me coming in and finding you here.” He shook his head in disbelief. “I should leave you tied up right here,” Harry hissed.
Malfoy looked distinctly interested in this possibility. “Perhaps you should,” he breathed.
And Malfoy looking insulted about the blanket, and that hint of an armpit, and Harry's reaction to finding him there!
And then on the reread, there were more things to laugh about. (Was Harry really going to do this? “Yes,” Malfoy urged, his cock jerking higher still" and “Seekers do it sitting down”, which, I don't know how I missed that the first time, but the only thing more delightful might be imagining Harry's face when he realizes that that's what he's got in his hand.)
And then, hands! Hands on parts! And more parts! Exciting Parts! It got so hot all of a sudden, and damn, those Malfoy wiles really are effective! And the oh-so-promising bit at the end, with the fabulous banter in the wake of that scorchingness.
Basically, in the immortal words of Harry James Potter: “Gnnngg."
This is amazing, and wonderful, and I'm feeling like just about the luckiest birthday girl to ever birthday. Thank you for thinking of me, and for this incredible gift!! I adore it, and you, and was grinning all day yesterday just thinking of it, and for the last while today reading and rereading it. All the ♥♥♥!!!