This is utterly hilarious! My keyboard nearly suffered being sprayed with tea when I got to this part:
"Oh, the– all the, you know, the relevant female parts. Definitely. That's what I like. No doubt about it. I spend a lot of time thinking about, you know. That."
The whole thing was completely delightful. I loved how clued in Astoria was and in-denial!Draco is always good fun. The way they speak to each other throughout the whole thing, like they've just stepped out a Jane Austen novel, was fabulous. Dork!Draco is delicious :)
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Date: 2015-02-24 05:18 pm (UTC)"Oh, the– all the, you know, the relevant female parts. Definitely. That's what I like. No doubt about it. I spend a lot of time thinking about, you know. That."
The whole thing was completely delightful. I loved how clued in Astoria was and in-denial!Draco is always good fun. The way they speak to each other throughout the whole thing, like they've just stepped out a Jane Austen novel, was fabulous. Dork!Draco is delicious :)