A useful literary resource

[birdsofshore]

Hey, capitu, I saw this and, for some reason, thought of you. :DDD

Record for the most anal-oral sex euphemisms said in 90 seconds (NSFW)

I'd like to use some of these. ~In fic, of course ;-). I especially like 'making out on the back porch'. Which one is your favourite?

In other news, torino10154's fabulous BLOW JOB FRIDAY is coming fast (pun intended). I hope many of my lovely flist are planning to join in with some delicious fellatio / cunnilingus fanworks?

Comments

[torino10154]

It should be loads of fun! :D

[birdsofshore]

It will be THE BEST. I can't wait \o/

[capitu]

LOL! What the hell, birds! LOL

Awww, you thought of people while some dude was talking anal-oral sex. Gosh, I feel so special.

But the truth is, I'm not even kidding! I FEEL SPECIAL. :D

BUMS BUMS BUMS

LOL

Or is it booms? :D

Omg, my nieces are asking what I'm laughing about. ^^

I plan to do something for blow job Friday. :D She said icons are good to go, sooo!

<333

[birdsofshore]

SO YOU SHOULD FEEL SPECIAL. DON'T TELL YOUR NIECES, THOUGH.

[capitu]

LOL

Not for a few years, but give me 5 to 10 years, THEY'LL HEAR OF THIS!!!

<333

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

I liked making out on the back porch. :)

Yay for blow job Friday :D

[birdsofshore]

"My nieces will hear of this!"

Hmm, doesn't have quite the same ring. ;)

[birdsofshore]

Blow job Friday is the best, because I always forget that it's coming, and then, OMG IT'S NEARLY HERE and it's always wonderful, :D

[sophie-french.livejournal.com]

Lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing!!!!

We should definitely use some of them in fic. Definitely. :P

[birdsofshore]

LOL, that is very funny. I'm going to try to incorporate that into everyday speech as much as possible.

"Sorry mum, I'll have to call you back, just going downstairs for breakfast now. Wow, I'm hungry!"

:DDD

[birdsofshore]

OR IN REAL LIFE.

See above comment :D

[who_la_hoop]

I am at work so I can't listen to it but... that is the most random thing to get a world record in, lmao.

[capitu]

yeah, no, it doesn't. And I could never pull stuff like this with that one:

[capitu]

I think this is her way to hint for a new voice meme. ;)

[sophie-french.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck yes. In RL.
Although I'd have to translate them into French, which could prove rather interesting... :P