Five happy things and one terrible one

[birdsofshore]

It's up to you which order you want them, whether you want to end on a downer (I'm looking at you, hd_hurtfest lovers ;-)), or get it over with first and then enjoy all of the happy.

(some images NSFW, depending on where you work)

TERRIBLE THING:

~ Several people have been arrested in China for writing fanfic DDDD:

I like Jill Pantozzi's reponse to the news:
I say we double our slash efforts to support their freedom to fic. Who’s with me?

Sounds like a fine plan.


HAPPY THINGS:

~ Every Harry Potter Movie Summarised in Terrible Microsoft Paint Drawings

This should possibly have gone over there with the terrible things. But I laughed. "gettin real sick of ur shit harree" XDD

~ That naughty Tom Felton is at it again, at Fan Expo, Vancouver 2014






~ These rather fabulous homo-erotic Finnish stamps




but I prefer this version: (ALL WEEK I kept thinking, I have seen this art before somewhere...)



~ I was nominated at the hpfanficfanpoll thingamabobs! Thank you very much to the person who thought of me. ♥  It's awfully flattering. Especially so when I look at the other people who have been nominated.

I don't know if they are waiting until the nominations period is over to tell people, but I didn't know my fic was in there, until eidheann_writes posted about it. So do go and look, if you're interested, because there's some super stuff there.

~ I saved the best until last. Under a cut just to make the anticipation more thrilling.....

I want to see these on sale at Amazon, so I can put one on my wishlist and wait to see if my mother mentions it. At the bottom it would say "People who bought this, also shopped for.... TAKEN BY THE T-REX".

Comments

[zeitgeistic.livejournal.com]

why the hell is that mustachio'd dude's head just FLOATING between that other guy's legs?

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

You had me at Tom Felton. HE IS SPECTACULAR.

But the masturbation hut is clearly a thing of misunderstood genius. BECAUSE THEY CANNOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

China. God. My heart goes out. Yeah, let's write all the slash for them. <3

Okay, back to Tom. He and Dan simply have to have another night like The Night That Shall Not Be Named and take pictures for China. Yes. It's their duty for them to slash themselves.

[birdsofshore]

I think.... I think perhaps the other chap's booty was so hot that his head fell off?

IT COULD HAPPEN.

[birdsofshore]

The next time there is a scorching hot fic in a fest, I'm not going to bother writing a comment, I'm just going to post a jpg of the masturbation hut XDDD

I think you should write RPS of Tom and Dan slashing for China. Do it for freedom's sake!

[zeitgeistic.livejournal.com]

I think the T-Rex got to him.

[capitu]

At the bottom it would say "People who bought this, also shopped for.... TAKEN BY THE T-REX".

LOL!

Aw, Tom. I love him.

<333

[birdsofshore]

He's not fooling anyone with that facepalm at the beginning. He LOVES being asked this question. He lies awake at night rehearsing humorous answers to it ;-)

[birdsofshore]

Shit, I just realised why i kept thinking I saw that other image before:



!!!

I'm going to add that to the post, now.

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I think my RPS days are over. ;-)

But I'm totally down with the jpeg idea! LMAO!

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

Oh so much this! Of course it's hard for me to believe anyone would not ship Dan/Tom (including Dan and Tom), so....

Not to mention, if he were genuinely freaked out by it, he would not mention it specifically. He mentions Dan SPECIFICALLY. He wanted to hear that crowd cheer for it. ;-) We're onto you, Tom! <3

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY THOUGHT THAT TOO.

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

UNF!!!!! Now if the boot were just between his legs like the other one... :-9

[zeitgeistic.livejournal.com]

UNFFFF

[birdsofshore]

It literally only now clicked for me. It's a favourite of mine, but... took me about a week for the penny to drop.

[zeitgeistic.livejournal.com]

Who okay'd that stamp tho??? It's like a Photoshop disaster.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Congrats on the nomination!

[birdsofshore]

I bet capitu could make a great icon of it, too. I'm rubbish at using different icons - I even forget to use my flapping bird one*, but I'd love to see other people using it :DD

*I totally typed fapping bird there O_o

[birdsofshore]

Mmmm. And what boots they are...

[birdsofshore]

I don't mind admitting to having a good snivel when ile_o left HP fandom D:

[birdsofshore]

Aw, thank you! It's a real treat that someone was sweet enough to nom it.

[birdsofshore]

He's so naughty. He loves to tease.

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

Oh what a little shit!!!!!!

<3

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

And btw, I suck. Congrats on the nomination!!!!!! :-DDD So well-deserved!!!

[birdsofshore]

Oh, thank you <33

I can fully understand why the masturbation tent and Tom put it clear out of your head XDDD

[sophie-french.livejournal.com]

Hey, congrats on the hpfanficpoll!!! Like the others, you deserve it and I'm happy for you! :D

What's happened in China is terrifying. I agree on doubling our slash efforts! :P

Lololol for the Harry Potter movies in paint!!!! :D :D :D

And Tom! ♥ And the finnish stamps!!!

And the portable masturbation hut??? Excellent! :D

(sorry, too many exclamation points and smileys, but I'm tired and had a shitty day!)

Thanks for making me smile! :D