Insta-rec: Haute Allure by zeitgeistic

[birdsofshore]

Title: Haute Allure
Author: zeitgeistic
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Prompt #: #45. Harry is sure Draco is a Veela because he goes a lot crazy whenever Draco is around. But then it turns Draco is really a Veela, only males don't possess any allure, so it's just Harry being crazy about Draco all on his own.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 12,500
Summary: Harry is famous for his menswear now. Malfoy is the inside leg that he loves running his tape measure up.
Warning(s): None

Why I loved this:
This was all kinds of fabulous. The haute couture setting should be ridiculous, but zeitgeistic totally goes for it with both barrels and it works - my word, does it work. The descriptions of Malfoy as Harry's model and muse are absolutely smoking hot. Harry's obsession and longing are a joy to read, and it's funny, too. In fact, I told zeitgeistic that I thought I was in love with her for writing what basically amounts to a literary wet dream, but I've changed my mind. I think I hate her. How is this fic so hot and funny and hot and perfect and hot and glamorous and hot and perfect and FUNNY? Gah! I will have to reread the NC-17 scene from part 1 (which is the hottest and funniest and most perfectest thing I have read for ages) and see if I can forgive her. WE'LL SEE.

Now, you know what I am going to say. We need art of this. WE NEED ART OF THIS! I'm putting in my cosmic order right now.

If you haven't read this yet, you really do need to, preferably now, so you can come back and squee with me. If you've read it already, please come and roll around in my comments so we can flail together.

Haute Allure, at do_me_veela

Comments

[playing-perfect.livejournal.com]

I second all of that :-D I read it before work this morning and it's just - well, everything you've said really. I shall roll around and squee as much as you like.

And art, yes art to go with it!

[capitu]

Ha ha! I TOLD YOU you were going to love it. XD

DRACO!!!!!!!!!

The wanking scene!

Harry's “Are we Mated now that you’ve fucked me?”


OMG. Everything. XD

[zeitgeistic.livejournal.com]

Noooo don't hate me. I lofffffffff you! *begs* *bro hug icon for you*

But seriously ty so much for this rec! It is so nice! I am so glad everyone's digging the facial scene because it was so vivid in my head that I'd feel like a total creeper if y'all were all like "Eww gross". haha!

*wishes Draco would stand there and let me dress him and have his pubes showing* And the facial part is optional but encouraged...

[sophie-french.livejournal.com]

Great rec!!! I can't write one for my life but this is perfect!!!

And it's so hard to write funny!!!

[awickedmemory.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh, this fic is fun. ♥ Work is probably the last place I should be reading it, but I just can't resist, I feel like I haven't read Drarry in weeks... XD Thank you for the rec! ♥

[altri-uccelli.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you recced this! I wouldn't have seen it otherwise and it was fabulous.

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

I agree with this rec of yours.


One of the best :))))))))