Well, goodness me, I like this very specific badgering. I can't promise when, but I will most certainly ATTEMPT it, at some point.
I am sure it is about 100 times too cracky for you, but I am an eternal egotist optimist, so... in the meantime, have you ever read my Twelve Days of Draco? I do like to push my luck and it does tick a few of your boxes.
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Date: 2014-02-17 06:27 pm (UTC)I am sure it is about 100 times too cracky for you, but I am an eternal
egotistoptimist, so... in the meantime, have you ever read my Twelve Days of Draco? I do like to push my luck and it does tick a few of your boxes.http://mini-fest.livejournal.com/88133.html
I think I need to draw the line at actually simulating orgasm in a public forum
So we're still good for you doing it in private, yes? Arf.