Edit: What the heck? I had a bunch of text before this post that all got wiped - I must have messed up an HTML code somewhere...
'Good man. Right. So. What we need is a plan.' Smythe nodded eagerly. 'Do you have one?' 'No.' 'Ah.' 'You?' 'No.' 'So. Failing a plan, I suppose we could do with a drink.' - "Little Red Courgette" by Blame Brampton
"Malfoy, what on Earth are you doing?" Malfoy had the grace to be embarrassed. "I'm being terribly nineteenth century, Potter, and taking my disgrace to the colonies, where they tolerate that sort of thing." - "Beneath Boundless Skies" by Blame Brampton
"Hermione, how is it that you always make everyone feel better?" "I put Calming Potion in your tea." - "Conscience" by sordid_humors
"Potty, you always sneak around. Since first year. It's in your nature. Don't apologize for it." "Alright, then," Potter sighed and tossed the book onto Draco's bed in defeat. "You're making this bloody difficult, by the way." "That is my nature," Draco said quietly, "and I'll not apologize for it." - "Conscience" by sordid_humors
"Smugness doesn't suit you, Potter." "Don't Potter me, Malfoy." "Then don't make me want to Potter you, Potter." - "Momenti Diversi" by zarah
“I do not have club hands,” was mostly what Harry got from that. “That’s what I told my abdomen in fifth year after you embedded one into it, but it was headstrong and refused to be convinced.” “Your abdomen was headstrong?” “Abdomens can be headstrong.” Malfoy managed to look arrogant about knowing this when Harry apparently didn’t. - "Now the Shining Sun Is Up" by Aoifene
His lower body seized again in pain and he knew this was the end. He was going to die. Goodbye, Harry. I lo— "Cheep." Did his pancreas just cheep at him? - "The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret" by Saber ShadowKitten
Narcissa folded the newspaper, set it aside, and rose. "Wand out. I've had enough of your dithering. We shall practice your defensive spells until I've hexed you unrecognizable." Draco loved his mother. - "The Cupboard Under the Stairs" by Saber ShadowKitten
"We certainly do not need to talk, Potter. I need to hex you and you need to fall down." - "Pathos" by dysonrules
"Malfoy," he said softly, running his finger down the side of Draco's neck in a slow stroke; from the back it would be hidden by Draco's hair, but Seamus could bloody well see it. "Potter," Draco answered neutrally, holding very, very still. "Harry!" Hermione hissed from right behind him, and Harry jumped like a scalded cat, snatching his hand back. "Hermione," he said, blushing furiously. "Seamus," Seamus put in good-naturedly. "Now that we all know each other…" - " Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition" by Mirabella
Potter, not surprisingly, turned out to be a cuddler (which was rather fortunate as Draco was pants at cuddling, but was a superb cuddlee) - "Bite Me, Hate Memes" by pir8fancier
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Date: 2013-11-13 09:52 pm (UTC)'Good man. Right. So. What we need is a plan.'
Smythe nodded eagerly. 'Do you have one?'
'No.'
'Ah.'
'You?'
'No.'
'So. Failing a plan, I suppose we could do with a drink.'
- "Little Red Courgette" by Blame Brampton
"Malfoy, what on Earth are you doing?"
Malfoy had the grace to be embarrassed. "I'm being terribly nineteenth century, Potter, and taking my disgrace to the colonies, where they tolerate that sort of thing."
- "Beneath Boundless Skies" by Blame Brampton
"Hermione, how is it that you always make everyone feel better?"
"I put Calming Potion in your tea."
- "Conscience" by
"Potty, you always sneak around. Since first year. It's in your nature. Don't apologize for it."
"Alright, then," Potter sighed and tossed the book onto Draco's bed in defeat. "You're making this bloody difficult, by the way."
"That is my nature," Draco said quietly, "and I'll not apologize for it."
- "Conscience" by
"Smugness doesn't suit you, Potter."
"Don't Potter me, Malfoy."
"Then don't make me want to Potter you, Potter."
- "Momenti Diversi" by zarah
“I do not have club hands,” was mostly what Harry got from that.
“That’s what I told my abdomen in fifth year after you embedded one into it, but it was headstrong and refused to be convinced.”
“Your abdomen was headstrong?”
“Abdomens can be headstrong.” Malfoy managed to look arrogant about knowing this when Harry apparently didn’t.
- "Now the Shining Sun Is Up" by Aoifene
His lower body seized again in pain and he knew this was the end. He was going to die. Goodbye, Harry. I lo—
"Cheep."
Did his pancreas just cheep at him?
- "The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret" by Saber ShadowKitten
Narcissa folded the newspaper, set it aside, and rose. "Wand out. I've had enough of your dithering. We shall practice your defensive spells until I've hexed you unrecognizable."
Draco loved his mother.
- "The Cupboard Under the Stairs" by Saber ShadowKitten
"We certainly do not need to talk, Potter. I need to hex you and you need to fall down."
- "Pathos" by
"Malfoy," he said softly, running his finger down the side of Draco's neck in a slow stroke; from the back it would be hidden by Draco's hair, but Seamus could bloody well see it.
"Potter," Draco answered neutrally, holding very, very still.
"Harry!" Hermione hissed from right behind him, and Harry jumped like a scalded cat, snatching his hand back.
"Hermione," he said, blushing furiously.
"Seamus," Seamus put in good-naturedly. "Now that we all know each other…"
- " Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition" by Mirabella
Potter, not surprisingly, turned out to be a cuddler (which was rather fortunate as Draco was pants at cuddling, but was a superb cuddlee)
- "Bite Me, Hate Memes" by