It's the DREADFUL HAIR. And the TERRIBLE ACCENTS. And the MOUNTAIN OF SHIT MOVIES. And in Con Air he has a TOY BUNNY (pronounced BUNNEH). I just feel like everything he does is a marvellous joke, and if I am ever disabused of this notion I will cry tears of pure pain.
Also, he got in a financial mess and had to SELL HIS CASTLES. Tragic... and yet hilarious. Who has more than one castle? The glorious Nicolas Cage, that's who! Not any more, though, arf.
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Date: 2013-09-10 09:53 pm (UTC)Also, he got in a financial mess and had to SELL HIS CASTLES. Tragic... and yet hilarious. Who has more than one castle? The glorious Nicolas Cage, that's who!
Not any more, though, arf.OK, I'm done now :D
PS. ARSE POETRY