Fandom united <3

[birdsofshore]

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!

Comments

[candamira.livejournal.com]

Intriguing!  :-)

[birdsofshore]

Come and plaaaaaaay <3

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

What is this about OMG! :3

[birdsofshore]

Come and be foolish with me <3

Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

Draco didn't seem to be particularly pleased to come home and find Harry busy with his new hobby. Harry had seen him pull some peculiar faces in his time, but this was something new.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Looking at his face, Harry couldn't quite help wondering if he'd gone a bit too far this time. Taking a deep breath, he steeled himself and asked:
"What?"

The Slytherin Reunion

[birdsofshore]

It had seemed like such a great idea. A chance to catch up with their old mates from Hogwarts.

Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

Waiting stark naked in the Forbidden Forest at midnight had to be one of the more unusual experiences of his life. And that was without even mentioning the fact he was tied to a tree.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[lightofdaye]

And double-plus not mentioning the pink shoes he was wearing. That had been Zabini's contribution to this little escapade.

He would have won the bet too if it hadn't been for that idiot Longbottom getting in the way.

Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

This was it. The chance he'd been waiting for. All he had to do was not fuck it up, and---

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[lightofdaye]

she swept towards him down the corridor. Long hair whipping out behind her as she strode along, feirce, commanding.

He opening his mouth to speak and felt his ears go read as the words tried their very hardest to stick in his throat.

Luna's Blind Date

[birdsofshore]

The mystery person was late, but Luna felt sure that the date was going to go brilliantly... just as soon as whoever-it-was arrived.

So nice of Harry to set us up. I hope they like beetroot wine, she thought, as the waiter brought a bottle and two glasses.

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

She inspected the bottle and nodded in agreement. The restaurant was cosy, the beetroot wine was of a particular good year, and she had polished her lucky necklace with kneazle molars just this evening, so they matched her dress.

The Problem with Dominique.

[lightofdaye]

The only problem with his cousin Dom, was that she had no idea how sexy she was. Victoire was undeniably hot and she knew it, ruling the roost at Hogwarts with her looks and style.

As if in rebellion, Dom had shorn her hair into the shortest pixie cut she could get away with and tramped around in a hoodie and worn jeans.

But this just made her all the hotter to James Sirius Potter.

Re: The Problem with Dominique.

[birdsofshore]

It was bloody frustrating. James was used to hearing whispers and giggles as he walked through the corridors. Albus often observed bitterly that he could have any girl he liked. But Dom didn't seem to give a toss for him, or any other boy for that matter.

Harry Potter and the Fetish Stone

[writcraft]

It was an innocuous looking thing. Small, smooth and perfectly rounded. It was exactly the kind of innocent object that couldn't be trusted.

And yet...

One brush of his thumb over the stone sent Harry into a frenzy. One twist of the stone in his palm filled Harry's mind with the kind of delicious fantasies that left him perspiring and aching, writhing on his bed and begging some unseen force for release.

The first night Harry held the stone in his hand, his mind filled with images of-

Re: Harry Potter and the Fetish Stone

[birdsofshore]

(really delicious concept for a story, btw <3)

-- himself, lying naked on a hard surface, his body stretched out almost beyond endurance. A nameless, faceless stranger circled him, gesturing with their wand and silently observing his reaction as the bonds drew that little bit tauter.

Harry Potter and the Really Bad Idea

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

Harry couldn't believe he let Seamus talk him into this. This could only end in humiliation, he was sure of it.

Re: Harry Potter and the Really Bad Idea

[birdsofshore]

He peeked out from under the Invisibility Cloak. The last Slytherin had left, and there remained only Harry... and Draco Malfoy's pants.

"I dare you to sneak into their dorm and pinch a pair of Malfoy's underwear," Seamus had said with a snigger. "It will be hilarious. And perfect revenge on the Slytherins for that prank they played on us last week with the Dungbombs at breakfast."

Merlin. And Harry, like an idiot, had fallen for it.

It Was an Accident

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

It feels rather like a high-speed train wreck -- too fast to stop, too fast to even process.

"Good evening, Draco," and Draco looks up far too quickly to pass it off as a coincidence. Too focused for it to be an accident. His eyes find Potter's in the filthy bathroom mirror and hold them for a moment too long, and that's all it takes -- three words, one look -- all it takes for Draco to give himself away.

All it takes for Potter to know for sure he's got the right person -- despite Draco's hair looking somewhat darker under the glamour he's wearing, his face rounder, his nose slightly shorter.

All it takes for Draco to realise he's screwed.

Re: It Was an Accident

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

"I confess to being impressed. You've managed to avoid me for quite some time," Potter admitted.

Draco swallowed audibly, seemingly unable to find his voice.

[candamira.livejournal.com]

Why do the best things have to happen when I go to bed early once in a lifetime??? I'm so sorry and sad I missed this event!

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

It's still going on! Just jump in on any thread. Some people had to go to bed or work or whatever, but they'll be back. I know birdsofshore will be back later. :)

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

It's still going on though! Come out and play ;)