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birdsofshore) wrote2013-07-31 07:49 pm
birdsofshore) wrote2013-07-31 07:49 pm
H A P P Y ~ B I R T H D A Y ~ HARRY!
Our beloved Harry is 33 today.
So I wrote him a 10,000 word PWP set in the Room of Requirement as a present XD
Title: Unknown Pleasures
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Word Count: ~10,500
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The Room of Requirement was definitely broken. Why else would it be presenting Harry with a whip, some handcuffs, a blindfold, and a... what exactly was that thing, anyway?
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hd_cliche which began posting today, and continues for the next two weeks, yay!
And this video is not related to Harry's birthday, but I'm sure he'd approve. It compares porn sex to real sex. It's not exactly WS, but is in no way explicit at all (and is both interesting and funny)
So I wrote him a 10,000 word PWP set in the Room of Requirement as a present XD
Title: Unknown Pleasures
Author/Artist:
birdsofshoreWord Count: ~10,500
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The Room of Requirement was definitely broken. Why else would it be presenting Harry with a whip, some handcuffs, a blindfold, and a... what exactly was that thing, anyway?
At
hd_cliche which began posting today, and continues for the next two weeks, yay!And this video is not related to Harry's birthday, but I'm sure he'd approve. It compares porn sex to real sex. It's not exactly WS, but is in no way explicit at all (and is both interesting and funny)
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Glad the video made you laugh; I thought it was witty and clever!
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(There are so many things about sex that I don't understand. Like, according to that video, the same percentage of women have tried anal and have tried light bondage - I would have expected the anal percentage to be much higher...)
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That part didn't surprise me; I would have expected anal to be comparatively low. Bondage is a really mainstream kink, I would say - and it's easy and harmless. Anal by comparison can be difficult, painful, and risky to health. But the whole video is about mistaken perceptions, so mine may be wrong as well!
The one that probably surprised me most was how few women swallow semen.
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Maybe the low number there is affected by the fact that semen can't be swallowed when condoms are used during oral sex (like, for example, if you're doing it for someone you don't know the medical history of). So safe-sex-conscious women who aren't in a steady relationship would definitely not be swallowing semen. So if you add that to the number of women who just don't want to do it/think it's gross/whatever, the percentage of women who swallow goes down. *Ponders*
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I think anal sex is a lot less taboo than it used to be because of porn becoming more mainstream. I still would have said bondage is really tame, and something most people will have tried - especially after 50 shades.
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That's awesome.
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I presumed it meant a facial and again, I was surprised at (comparatively) how many women had tried that. Porn has really changed women's sexual experiences from, say, how things were 20 years ago.
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Came back to watch again and the banana in the chocolate. *dies*
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That video was rather interesting. And strangely explicit for a video only featuring various foods.
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Glad you enjoyed the video. It was impressive how suggestive they managed to be!
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