Still time to get kinky

[birdsofshore]

It's the last day for claiming at hp_kinkfest! There are so many delicious juicy prompts there - I wish I had ten pairs of hands to write them all. You can also dream up your own kink and write that if you choose the self-prompt option.

It's not very seemly to wave my prompts in front of you, I don't suppose, but would anyone fancy a spot of Risky Wanking? No? What about Large cocks? Boss/employee? Or Imperio-play? I'm delighted to see that Belt fetish has already been claimed ♥ (thank you, O Mystery Claimer).The Prompt list is here should you feel a sudden urge to peruse it. Fanworks are encouraged to be short and focused to showcase the kink, so you needn't worry about having to write bazillions of words.

GRAB YOUR KINK, PULL IT BY THE HAIR AND BEND IT OVER BACKWARDS, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

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hp_kinkfest
Prompt Submission: December 29, 2014 – January 4, 2015, noon EST
Prompt Claiming/Sign-ups: January 6 – 12, 2015
Posting: begins February 3, 2015

Comments

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

MY GOD BIRDS YOU'RE POSTING ON DAY 1!! I see they're definitely going to start with a bang! ♥

[birdsofshore]

I'm an idiot. I posted on day 1 last year and I sort of took it as a lucky charm for this year and asked for it. But then suddenly January got super-busy and it was an utter mistake *head in hands*

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh dear... sorry to hear that :( I'm sure you'll manage anyway, but if you don't you'll still have the late posting week, and it'll all be okay? ♥

[birdsofshore]

I just need a kick up the bum. A daily, loving, kick up the bum. Oh, and childcare. And a cup of tea. Then it will be FINNNNNE.

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Not that I want to kick you or anything, but hey, if that's what you need then *coughs delicately* I'm totally offering :'D :'D

[birdsofshore]

Hmm, so it wasn't you who thought of that kinky 'Draco kicking Harry up the bum' prompt then? ;)

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

That's a prompt? Seriously? How did I manage to miss that when going through the list? D:

[birdsofshore]

*snort*

sorry, I was teasing.

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

*shakes tiny fist*

You little trickster you :) ♥

[kinkfest-mod.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the pimp. ♥

[birdsofshore]

I have a major soft spot for this fest. Thank you for running it ♥

[icmezzo.livejournal.com]

I may have claimed aprompt... and one of mine was claimed too! Also, I post super early too!

[birdsofshore]

WOWOWOW, I'm very excited you claimed! And yay for the early posting club which I joined by mistake

[icmezzo.livejournal.com]

And I am excited to go back to back with you! :D we are practically spooning!

Idk why I said first week! I think I just didn't want it hanging over me? Idk idk. Hopefully not a mistake!

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[birdsofshore]

Yes! I get over-excited and think "FIRST DAY" but then I think "oh shit" and also "is that really pushy?" and then I cringe, but, oh well.

SPOONING :D

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[icmezzo.livejournal.com]

Flail, yes. Cringe, no. So excited!

[capitu]

Don't even let me not prompt again EVER. :D

DAY 1. :D:D:D

[birdsofshore]

Next time, I'm coming round your house to make you prompt, OK?

I think you'll like mine anyway

[capitu]

I just checked the calendar and OH MY GOD, this is going to be the best round ever. Oh my god!!!!

So exciting. You think I'll live yours? XD I' CERTAIN I will. You're very good not making me wait for ages. I know you did it for me, birds. ;)

[lauren3210.livejournal.com]

Um, so I may have just had a sneaky peek at the prompts (because I just couldn't help myself goddamnit) and I may have seen one I'd really like to write, but I've never even seen this fest before and now I'm all nervous. What do I do, help me Birds!

ETA: I am probably way too late to claim anyway, and I'll likely have a nervous breakdown trying to work it out in time. Maybe I'll modify the prompt a little into a fic I can write at a later date? Yeah, I think I'll do that.

Er, sorry for the rambling comment!

[birdsofshore]

Lauren, girl, what are you talking about? It's not too late to claim at all! CLAIM IT.

Go on! It's such a great little fest, and so low key! There's a late posting week, so you have aaaaaaages to write it :DD

[lauren3210.livejournal.com]

Um um, okay, I'll give it a go. I think? I don't know, do you know how long it took me to decide to sign up for smoochfest last year? MONTHS of agonising went on before I finally bit the bullet. I'll go to the comm and see how complicated it looks to claim...

[birdsofshore]

It's wildly easy. You pick your own posting date. And you self-post, so, just simple and stress free all around!

[lauren3210.livejournal.com]

Oh help oh fuck I've done it, I found another 2 prompts I really like good lord i want to write all 3 of them nowww WHAT HAVE YOU DONE BIRDS??

[birdsofshore]

*innocent whistling*

[lauren3210.livejournal.com]

I blame you and also the mean person who prompted a kink that i can't control myself over ohmygoddddd

[birdsofshore]

Aw I have to admit I secretly hoped you picked one of mine... but, OMG, there are so many super-tempting ones there. I want them all.

[lauren3210.livejournal.com]

*smirks* How do you know I didn't pick one of yours for my other choices?

[birdsofshore]

*flail*

[subtlefire.livejournal.com]

I first read "I wish I had ten pairs of hands" as "I wish I had a penis". So.

[birdsofshore]

Sometimes I do wish I had a penis, but mostly I just wish I had ten pairs of hands :D