Five happy things and one terrible one

[birdsofshore]

It's up to you which order you want them, whether you want to end on a downer (I'm looking at you, hd_hurtfest lovers ;-)), or get it over with first and then enjoy all of the happy.

(some images NSFW, depending on where you work)

TERRIBLE THING:

~ Several people have been arrested in China for writing fanfic DDDD:

I like Jill Pantozzi's reponse to the news:
I say we double our slash efforts to support their freedom to fic. Who’s with me?

Sounds like a fine plan.


HAPPY THINGS:

~ Every Harry Potter Movie Summarised in Terrible Microsoft Paint Drawings

This should possibly have gone over there with the terrible things. But I laughed. "gettin real sick of ur shit harree" XDD

~ That naughty Tom Felton is at it again, at Fan Expo, Vancouver 2014






~ These rather fabulous homo-erotic Finnish stamps




but I prefer this version: (ALL WEEK I kept thinking, I have seen this art before somewhere...)



~ I was nominated at the hpfanficfanpoll thingamabobs! Thank you very much to the person who thought of me. ♥  It's awfully flattering. Especially so when I look at the other people who have been nominated.

I don't know if they are waiting until the nominations period is over to tell people, but I didn't know my fic was in there, until eidheann_writes posted about it. So do go and look, if you're interested, because there's some super stuff there.

~ I saved the best until last. Under a cut just to make the anticipation more thrilling.....

I want to see these on sale at Amazon, so I can put one on my wishlist and wait to see if my mother mentions it. At the bottom it would say "People who bought this, also shopped for.... TAKEN BY THE T-REX".

Comments

[zeitgeistic.livejournal.com]

why the hell is that mustachio'd dude's head just FLOATING between that other guy's legs?

[birdsofshore]

I think.... I think perhaps the other chap's booty was so hot that his head fell off?

IT COULD HAPPEN.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY THOUGHT THAT TOO.

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

You had me at Tom Felton. HE IS SPECTACULAR.

But the masturbation hut is clearly a thing of misunderstood genius. BECAUSE THEY CANNOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

China. God. My heart goes out. Yeah, let's write all the slash for them. <3

Okay, back to Tom. He and Dan simply have to have another night like The Night That Shall Not Be Named and take pictures for China. Yes. It's their duty for them to slash themselves.

[birdsofshore]

The next time there is a scorching hot fic in a fest, I'm not going to bother writing a comment, I'm just going to post a jpg of the masturbation hut XDDD

I think you should write RPS of Tom and Dan slashing for China. Do it for freedom's sake!

[capitu]

At the bottom it would say "People who bought this, also shopped for.... TAKEN BY THE T-REX".

LOL!

Aw, Tom. I love him.

<333

[birdsofshore]

He's not fooling anyone with that facepalm at the beginning. He LOVES being asked this question. He lies awake at night rehearsing humorous answers to it ;-)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Congrats on the nomination!

[birdsofshore]

Aw, thank you! It's a real treat that someone was sweet enough to nom it.

[sophie-french.livejournal.com]

Hey, congrats on the hpfanficpoll!!! Like the others, you deserve it and I'm happy for you! :D

What's happened in China is terrifying. I agree on doubling our slash efforts! :P

Lololol for the Harry Potter movies in paint!!!! :D :D :D

And Tom! ♥ And the finnish stamps!!!

And the portable masturbation hut??? Excellent! :D

(sorry, too many exclamation points and smileys, but I'm tired and had a shitty day!)

Thanks for making me smile! :D

[birdsofshore]

Aw, thanks, sophie. I'm sorry about your shitty day. I'm glad if my nonsense made you smile a little.

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! Post of win!

Also, congratulations. :)

So sad for Chinese slashers. We need to send porn asap!

The buzzfeed things made me literally LMAO. "no snap just fuk off" Ahahahahahahah!

Subtle masturbation hut is subtle. *nods*

[birdsofshore]

I know! Also, 'I wanted to bang ur mom' :DDD I am so immature.

Thank you very much!

I think we should save up for a communal H/D tent. You never know when we might need it.

[nathalieweasley.livejournal.com]

Good lord, arresting people for writing fic? That's awful.

Oh, Tom. I do wish you had taken pictures that night. ;)


ETA: Congrats on the nomination!

[birdsofshore]

I know. We do take our freedom for granted sometimes.

Plenty of pictures in our heads ;-)

And thank you very much!

[0idontknow0]

Arresting people for writing porn on the internets... Does China realise that porn is pretty high on the list of things people use the internet for? How about they crack down on the people posting child porn instead of fictional porn that isn't actually hurting anyone.

I love Tom. I do. And he loves the fanfic questions. He probably not so secretly ships himself and Dan. He's probably read a few of those h/d fanfics and scrolled through the art.

That art makes me want aristocrat!Draco and slave!Harry things. UNF.

Congrats!

And just lol. Smh.

[birdsofshore]

There's a lot worse things going on in the world than people writing slash. D: And quite a lot of them are happening in China, unfortunately.

Aristocrat!Draco and slave!Harry - YES TO THIS.

[blossomdreams.livejournal.com]

I feel so bad for China. I say we write extra for them. *nods*

I wish we could have those stamps just so I could look at that goodness. ^^

Lol at Tom Felton he's so cute and I love his comments about fanfiction.

That tent made me giggle and I can't wait to see them on sale at Amazon.

Also that picture is yum!

[birdsofshore]

I'm glad you liked all of the things! And, yes - we must write more. Do it for China

[icmezzo.livejournal.com]

Congrats, congrats, congrats, La, la, la! :D

*hands you a flower, just because*

[birdsofshore]

Ah, thank you. And double congrats to you, my dear! (you have checked the list, yes?)

*sniffs flower happily*

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

Thank you for posting all of this....it made me :))))))))

Except for the news in China :((((((

I just adore Tom :)

[birdsofshore]

You're very welcome!

Tom has a lot of fans around here. He's such a sweetie.

[sara-lakali.livejournal.com]

Yeah I'd be tempted to write some slash because one of the few things I dislike more than slash is senseless oppression.

The masturbation hut is just hilarious. "Do not get moisture on the Portable Masturbation Hut. It is highly electrified."

[birdsofshore]

The concept of being forbidden to do something always makes me want to do that thing!

Yes, absolutely no drooling on the hut ;-)

[firethesound]

Oh, Tom. I adore that boy.

Based on those stamps, I've added Finland to the list of places I'd like to someday visit.

Congratulations on your nomination!! I love that fic of yours. <3

[birdsofshore]

I reckon that is an accurate representation of Finnish culture, definitely. People just walk round everywhere with big mustaches, shiny bottoms and disembodied heads.

Thank you very much! I look at it now, and think "how did I ever have the nerve to write this arrant nonsense?" XDD

[nherizu.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, you truly deserve the nomination <3

And your post really made my day lol.

(But...arresting people for writing fanfic...really? *shakes head*)

[birdsofshore]

Ah, thanks so much. I'm glad you liked these happy things. Congratulations to you, too!

[omi-ohmy.livejournal.com]

Lol at 'NSFW depending on where you work'. :D

Tom Felton is a lovely person, isn't he?

[birdsofshore]

He's such a darling!

I am still getting used to your new icon. It's very classy :DD