H A P P Y ~ B I R T H D A Y ~ EIDHEANN_WRITES!

[birdsofshore]

Title: Eidheann's Big Birthday Surprise
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: I can't even.... Where to begin? Erm, extreme silliness. NO REALLY. Consent issues.
Author's note: When I realised it was eidheann_writes' birthday, I had a good hard think to myself, “What would Eidheann like the most? What would make her happy?” And then I just went and did this instead because it amused me. Sorry about that.

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“For heaven's sakes, Potter, get off me. I don't want to do it, and that's that.”

“Draco... it will only take a minute. I can promise you that. I'll be very quick.”

“No. Would you kindly not manhandle me any more? I have not the slightest bit of interest in what you're proposing. In fact I'd rather stick flobberworms in my ears.”

*wrestle* *pant*

“Keep... still... damn you, Draco, just let me....”

“Get off! Ouch! It's never going to fit in there, anyway, Potter, you can give it up now.”

“It will if I stuff it in... stop wriggling... come on, it's part way up already; the nice Muggle lady would really like it if you let me...”

“The nice Muggle lady can fuck right off. It's not natural. It's perverted and sick and wrong and Malfoys don't do this.”

“Look, I'm really sorry Draco, but a birthday surprise is a birthday surprise. I'm going to have to use magic...”

*scuffle* *growl* *swish and flick*

Comments

[evilgiraff.livejournal.com]

BRILLIANT :D And happy birthday, eidheann_writes!

[birdsofshore]

OMG, I got her username wrong. *goes to edit*

I have had about 5 hours sleep average all week. Hence all the above, really! :DD

[eidheann_writes]

I AM CHOKING ON SPIT I LAUGHED SO HARD!

hahahaha. You are such a nutroll. I love you. ♥

[birdsofshore]

LOLOLOL

I did that when I saw that sesame street art last year. I actually choked on my own spit and had to run to the toilet and vomit, LOLOL

What a great compliment, I am so happy I made you choke on saliva on your birthday.

[eidheann_writes]

Well eidheann is still technically me. It is my old defunct-for-yrs personal account. So you aren't all wrong ♥

[birdsofshore]

Oh and THANK YOU! I am glad you liked it!

[birdsofshore]

Yes, I am sure everyone knew who I meant, at least. I just meant to tag you in properly so you got one of those ping things. But you were stalking out my journal anyway XD

[eidheann_writes]

Yes. The lack of invisibility cloak means I'm at a disadvantage for sneakystalking.

[ashindk.livejournal.com]

Lol! Brilliant!
And happy birthday eidheann_writes!

[eidheann_writes]

♥
Thank you

[birdsofshore]

Hee! Glad you liked it! :D

[drarryisgreen]

LOVVVVVVVVVVESSS IT.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[eidheann_writes]

Thank you :)

[capitu]

OMG! LOL! This is perfect for her!

[birdsofshore]

Yay! Heh heh :D

[birdsofshore]

Eidheann = Queen of MPreg :D

[capitu]

She is! Marianne is My Queen! :D I need that icon!

[0idontknow0]

Haha I love it.
And happy birthday eidheann_writes

[eidheann_writes]

Haha thank you XD

[eidheann_writes]

I really have to wonder about that title, I haven't written *that* much! Haha

(Er... have I?)

[capitu]

You kind of have (wips included). :D But it's not just quantity, it's quality, too. So yes, let's declare you queen of Mpreg.

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

*giggle-fit*

[birdsofshore]

Yay! glad it made you laugh!

[birdsofshore]

Heh heh :D

[omi-ohmy.livejournal.com]

You give the best gifts! And I love it when you amuse yourself. Fnar fnar. :D

Also, you should totally draw more. ;)

[birdsofshore]

Ahahahaha. Yes, talent like this should not be hidden, I agree.

I think I amuse myself far too often ;-)

[fantasyfiend09.livejournal.com]

So cute!! Harry looks adorably smug at least until Draco tells his father. Such cracky fun.