but if you haven't read it already, PLEASE can I tempt you with the scene where Harry, with his so-called secret crush, is off his face on pain potions and insists on rambling on about how much he wants to kiss Draco , in front of the wonderfully amused Theo Nott.

THIS! I must read it now! Can't resist a scene like that. :D

But I'm also immensely intrigued by those other three recs. I think I have to read them all! Thanks for your charming recs!