Hurrah for quotes!  I think mine perhaps display a certain leaning towards the profane...

My favourite quote from any fandom is from umbrellas_can's Talk Me Through It, which has this immortal line:

JTKirk: I'M ON THE FUCKING BRIDGE, BONES.

I'll let you work out what the context might be... :D


I also love this line from omi_ohmy's This Delicious Solitude (I loved it on my first beta-read of this fic, and I still do):

“You– you fucking fucked me into my own beans, you fucker!”


And who could forget this wonderful, wonderful line from leo_draconis's Interview With A Sham-pire (go read it, you will laugh until you cry, I promise):

"Shuck it, Dwaco!"