I do really want to be Mrs. Bird-Fiend. It just sounds so good! And I've over Nev Cage already. It's amazing what some Tupert can cure. Has anyone tried it against cancer?

I *love* that Tom made up that squish himself. It is definitely okay to use it in that case. *hugs him* He's the best thing to ever happen to HP slashers since JKR herself.

I don't imagine the actors when I read fanfic, but if I did, I'd probably ship Draco/Nev. Those boys grew up really well. *fans self* But they don't have half the charm and chemistry of Tom/Rupert.