EEEEERRRRRIIIIIISSSSSSSEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD

OMG OMG. It's today. I'm so excited, I keep reminding myself to BREATHE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

( Things to take our mind off it (includes shirtless president) )

Dear Erised recip

I've read your sign up and stalked you and I already love you a bit.

I'll do my very best to write you something special as a gift. Possibly something quite dirty. I think we're going to get along JUST FINE.



♥